Holy Guacamole! He Robbed a Bank With an Avocado

Holy Guacamole! He Robbed a Bank With an Avocado

Normally stories like this show up in Florida. But not this time. Nope, it was Israel.

First off, Avocados aren’t exactly the first think people would think to rob a bank with in the U.S.A. In Israel, the idea of using a hand grenade is a lot more likely. And what vegetable looks like a grenade?

Yep, and Avocado.

This vegan robber didn’t rob one bank. Nope, he knocked over 2, giving him a haul equivalent to $8300. BTW, he was caught. His avocado was confiscated. No one is sure if it won’t spoil before the trial.