With the holiday season upon us, you would think that there would be a TON of searches for how to make a turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie. You might even be looking for how close to Thanksgiving you would wait to put up your Christmas tree. While I am sure those are being Googled, there is a MUCH more interesting list of things we search for online that we should really be ashamed of.
Thanks to Zippia, we can now call out our neighboring states for the dumb things that they are searching for as we close in on turkey day…of course, they could make fun of us, too.
Here are the findings by state:
- Alabama: Mac and Cheese with cream cheese
- Alaska: Divorce lawyer
- Arizona: Is Little Caesars open today
- Arkansas: Sweet potato casserole with yams
- California: Racist Grandma
- Colorado: Butterball Turkey Hotline
- Connecticut: Vegan mushroom gravy
- Delaware: Hallmark Christmas movies
- Florida: Pictures of Thanksgiving
- Georgia: Waffle House open on Thanksgiving
- Hawaii: Thanksgiving meme
- Idaho: Divorce
- Illinois: How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
- Indiana: Turkey or ham
- Iowa: Die Hard 2
- Kansas: How to get rid of a headache
- Kentucky: Velveta broccoli casserole
- Louisiana: Racist family
- Maryland: Thanksgiving Eve meme
- Michigan: How to treat food poisoning
- Minnesota: Undercooked turkey
- Mississippi: Mayo recipes
- Missouri: Thanksgiving dad jokes
- Montana: How to cough
- Maine: Clogged toilet
- Massachusetts: Bad Thanksgiving
- Nebraska: Funny knock-knock jokes
- Nevada: Thanksgiving alone
- New Hampshire: Applebee’s hours
- New Jersey: Can dogs eat cranberry sauce
- New Mexico: Fast food open
- New York: Leather
- North Carolina: Broken oven
- North Dakota: Taco Bell near me
- Ohio: Ohio State Michigan memes
- Oklahoma: How to open a jar
- Oregon: How to call in sick
- Pennsylvania: How to win and argument
- Rhode Island: Liquor store open on Thanksgiving
- South Carolina: Microwave turkey joke
- South Dakota: Betrayal
- Tennessee: Can you cook a turkey in a microwave
- Texas: Can dogs eat stuffing
- Utah: Difference between Sweet potatoes and yams
- Vermont: National Dog Show
- Virginia: Vegan Thanksgiving
- Washington: Smoking Oven
- West Virginia: Golden Corral Thanksgiving hours
- Wisconsin: What does it mean if your poop is green
- Wyoming: Is McDonald’s open
While knock knock jokes are simple, I think we can agree that we, here in Nebraska have no need to be embarrassed by this. I mean, even Missouri is looking for jokes.
Bur Iowa…looking for Die Hard 2?
I could be worse, at least we aren’t Indiana or Maine, with clogged toilets. And we aren’t Michigan and Wisconsin where both have stomach problems with poop and food poisoning.
Here is the funniest (or most ironic, depending on how you look at it) one. California and Louisiana have a mutual mockery of each other, but they have a similar Google search…racist families