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A New Kind Of Christmas Classic [VIDEO]

By News Dec 22, 2020 | 8:16 AM

A friend of mine in Iowa decided to write a new kind of Christmas classic. Pat Curtis sent to me last night and said,

“After a year like this, we need laughter for Christmas. In A TALE OF FARTS AND GOBLINS, Mama Claus tells all about 2020 at the North Pole. The story includes farts (obviously), mischievous George and Morty Elf, the Goblin King and the founding of that world famous organization…the Association of Fart and Flatulence Enthusiasts – North Pole Organization of Optimized Participation. Or the A.F.F.E.N.P.O.O.P. for short.”

Pat Curtis is one of my favorite people in the world and an absolutely wonderful lady, so please enjoy Pat as she becomes Mrs. Claus and narrates her ” TALE OF FARTS AND GOBLINS”.